Jans fact files

Shocking image of G Man from Chumpstyle

2005-09-19T16:03:00.000+02:00

I managed to get hold of this pic of G Man from chumpstyle. Eat shit arsehole. Pictures speak louder than words. Need I say more.

PS Love you Rox...smoochies XXX

Nun of the day

2005-09-08T15:05:00.000+02:00

I know, all you nun lovers must be extremely peaved due to the lack of nuns in the last while so here you go yet another classy nun. I know I've said it a million times but nuns are just the most amazing things ever. Their sheer respect for literacy is amazing. Demonstrated below is a nun visually demonstrating the age old saying "a candle in the poes is worth 2 in the bush". So enjoy.

Granny brigade

2005-08-26T10:50:00.000+02:00

Ok from now on, I have started a new section to your lovely site. Every Friday I am going to post the best of the best, that is the best GILFs the net has to offer.

Seeing as myself Koos and Nic love grannies, we are organising a gang bang at the old age home for next week… stuff the blogger bash everyone else hosts, we hosting the grannies bash… tickets will be sold at the door.

Below are a few pics of the featured grannies.

Granny 1

Granny 2

Granny 3

Which one would you pump

2005-08-19T15:19:00.000+02:00

If you were forced to pump one of these birds, which one would it be. For the first time in a long time I am stumped. I would say the hardcore bitch on the left but damn she might fuck me dead. But I can't go so low as to settle for a thin bitch. I just don't know.

Hot vs Ugly 2

2005-08-19T15:10:00.000+02:00

Fat bitches are so much hotter than thin bitches. Another obvious example...Damn, I'm definately gonna get my bitch a hamock.

Hot vs Ugly

2005-08-19T12:38:00.000+02:00

Is it not plainly obvious which is the hottest bird in this pic. Obviously the one on the left. Damn I'd pump her hard. The one on the right definately qualifies as my grot of the day. Oooowee I like fat girls, I like fat chicks, oooooweee.

Just for taste

2005-08-17T14:11:00.000+02:00

I received a complaint from Koos this morning, he says I dont post anymore, well Koos, who does this remind you of?

Fat Lesbo's of the day

2005-08-12T08:11:00.000+02:00

Its been awhile since we've posted something, so as a come back here is a gallery of the 2 things I love... fat people and lesbo's... yes that makes FAT LESBO's... mmmm

Hottie of the day 2 - Yummy

2005-07-29T13:47:00.000+02:00

Hottie of the day - I pump her

2005-07-29T13:18:00.000+02:00

Check this hot fucking bird out. I pump her everyday!!!!

Challenge from a Rox Fan

2005-07-29T11:27:00.000+02:00

Ok, lets get everybody up to date. Awhile ago, Rox mentioned that she would post nude pics of herself to boost her hits. Obviously we at JanFF encouraged this.

I published a comment on her tag-board reminding her to post the pics when a Ilke told me to post a nude pic of myself first. So Rox and Ilke here I am. Mmm sexy hey.

Best book ever

2005-07-22T12:43:00.000+02:00

If anyone wants a good read I strongly recommend this book. It changed my fucking life. Just click on the image to follow the link to amazon to buy it. Its only $4 so no excuses.

Hottie of the day

2005-07-22T12:29:00.000+02:00

Ahhh, thank christ, something soothing to look at. What a beauty...enjoy. Jesus, I'd pump her.

Grot of the day

2005-07-22T12:17:00.000+02:00

OK, its been a really long time since I have posted a grot of the day. You must understand it is very difficult to stomach a beast this fucking revolting. BE WARNED this fucking thing will make you cotch if you don't have a strong stomach. Oh by the way I got it off those chumpstyle fuckers blog, they actually find her hot those idiots.

Nuns of the day

2005-07-22T11:55:00.000+02:00

Another amazing aspect about nuns are the way they bond with their pupils. They are definately a very closely knit fraternity. They gain a huge amount of respect from me and I'm sure from all you cunts out there that just won't admit it. Like Chumpstyle's Dari who see's our nun's as our "sordid fantasy" What a cunt, open your eyes arsehole.

Zoey is a nun

2005-07-15T14:54:00.000+02:00

We knew there was something special about her and then we found this, conclusive evidence that Zoey is a nun

Don from Joblog

2005-07-15T11:48:00.000+02:00

I was having a stroll and stumbled upon a house where there were a couple blokes playing darts. There was some truly sick shit going on and just as I was about to leave I heard some bloke shout "Look Don from Joblog just got nailed with a dart". It was then that I realized that Don is the dartboard you looking at. Thank God I had my camera with me.

A typical dieemmers reader

2005-07-15T11:38:00.000+02:00

Jan and I ran into some guy (queer geek fuck) who said he was a staunch dieemmers fan. After a number of run-ins with similar folk we have no choice but to assume that this is your typical dieemmers reader. kinda makes sense if you read the shit they post, those gay fucks.

Wezzo from Chumpstyle

2005-07-15T11:33:00.000+02:00

Nun of the day

2005-07-15T11:01:00.000+02:00

I have always liked my nuns a bit hardcore. Not only does she have a cross to protect her but when the shit goes down and she goes knocking on heavens door and Papa G aint listening, she can whip out her fucking machine guns and pistols and shoot cunts like Chumpstyle

The new chick

2005-07-13T14:10:00.000+02:00

Looking at the crap chumpstyle site, I came a across the new blog chick (while not yet... haha) .
All I have to say is that I hope this new hottie doesn't turn out to be yet another fucking excuse of a fucken blogger, posting fucken shit like everyone else.

Hey hot chick if you get to read this dont follow the stupid, useless crap, waste of time blog ethics of the fuckers such as chumpstyle, joblog and dieemmers.

So to all the fucken fuckers from other fucken blog, fuck off. Taking what Zoey says... GEEKS.

Hey Zoey, Jan and the crew will show you what an orgasm is...... me, you and Barry White baby.

P.S. Rox you invited as well Smoochies XxX

GILF

2005-07-08T13:27:00.000+02:00

Yes thats right, GILF (Granny I would like to Fuck), wait I did. Last night was unbelievable, this granny was a hotty who knew how to bang. We banged all night long.

Rox as a little girl

2005-07-07T15:19:00.000+02:00

Shame Rox you didn't tell us what happened to when you were just a little girl. Explains a lot...I still love you babe, Kisses.

Ice Ice baby

2005-07-07T15:05:00.000+02:00

Jan and Dari have met before

2005-07-07T15:00:00.000+02:00

I stumbled accross this pic taken a few years back when Jan was still in Sumo, look carefully, the fuckup on the right is definately Dari from Chumpstyle

A couple more pics of me and Jan.

2005-07-07T14:55:00.000+02:00

I promised a while back that I would post more pics of us. So here are a couple more...

My modelling debut.

Jan as a lighty, he was so cute.

To dieemmers

2005-07-07T14:50:00.000+02:00

This one is dedicated to dieemmers, catch a hint arseholes.

Nun lesbo's of the day

2005-07-07T12:40:00.000+02:00

Damn these nuns are full of tricks. We have a non-cock policy here at Janff but we are leniant towards dykes using strap-ons and other weird shit especially if they are nuns. I have noticed this isn't necessarily the case at the more gay blogs like chumpstyle and dieemmers who seem to thrive on posting cock. But anyway lets get back to what is important in life and admire these fine nuns in action.

Rox in the city (in 30 year)

2005-07-01T12:52:00.000+02:00

I was searching the net this morning and downloaded a new program. A new software tool where you can identify what you will look like in years to come. I took this opportunity to find out what my wife to be will look like when we older.

All you have to do is provide a picture of yourself and the program does the rest. Rox my baby, this is you in 30 year. But don’t worry, I still love you, smoochies XxX

Ladies for the weekend!!!

2005-07-01T12:24:00.000+02:00

Here are a few pics of things to do this weekend....

1. Take the sexy, well build lady for a picknick in the park.

2. Climb into a jacuzzi with your closes mates. (p.s. Play with last chick to climb in)

3. Take your chick for a ride (pun- ha ha)

4. If you are from chump-style or dieemmers, dress up and look stupid (the usual).

P.s. The pic is of Jammin (you queer fuck)

Nun of the day

2005-06-28T15:40:00.000+02:00

Nuns are truely incredible. They never do anything in half measures. When a nun says she is just quickly gonna put some lipstick on her lips she means it. Most other chicks say the same thing but only put lipstick on their face lips and NOT THEIR PUSSY LIPS, those lying bitches. This is just more conclusive evidence that nuns are the best.

Hottie of the day

2005-06-28T12:35:00.000+02:00

I would like everyone to take a minute here and appreciate a really hot, sexy chick.

I actually dedicate this post to the fuckers at chumpstyle. This is for you guys.

P.S. Rox I still only love you. Smoochies XxX

oowee I like girls

2005-06-24T15:08:00.000+02:00

Lets be serious, I like fat, naked girls mmmmm.

This hotty is just to get us ready for a good weekend of fuck the fat bitch.

die emmers group photo

2005-06-23T10:31:00.000+02:00

I came across this group photo of the bloggers at die emmers. It is very strange but don't they look like a bunch of pussies. Just my interpretation though have a look and make up your own mind.


Slammin Jammin	sera	Mr J	Lindors

JP	tom ato	Spoonk	K-Mac

Moira	Ro	The Pope

Smut in the city

2005-06-20T14:20:00.001+02:00

OK OK, just because its you Rox I will try find some smut, you know we usually don't delve in this, we prefer keeping it pure....Kisses (I love you more than Jan)

...some disgusting bitch who deserves to get fucked up the pooper by a banana.

...same ugly bitch with a cucumber, obviously a fucking fruit

...hope she pushes that fucking bat all the way into her intestines

...thought I'd throw some animated horse fucking into the mix

...well at least she has a fat arse (an improvement)

...aaaah thank God, its a nun (She obviously uses it to punish non-believers, very cool)

Jan's fatty for the day

2005-06-20T13:16:00.000+02:00

Well well, it has been awhile since I have posted something, but Im back and ready to continue. To start my come back, here is a fat bitch doing yoga..... she is so sexy mmmmmm (P.S. Rox you still my number 1... smoochies XxX)

Jan and the crew as promised

2005-06-13T09:52:00.000+02:00

You asked for it so here it is. The 3 of us in the flesh. Is everyone happy now?


Koos die Doos	Jan die Man	Nick die Prick

Check these tits out - gorgeous

2005-06-13T09:29:00.000+02:00

Now this surely is something out of the top drawer. They must have photoshopped her or something to make her look this good but hey whos complaining.

Nun of the day

2005-06-03T16:04:00.000+02:00

This is fantastic. Doll sex...and theres a fucking nun involved. My life is finally complete. It all actually makes sense and shows that nun's also have those vital child like instincts and aren't all serious all the time. Let me explain, people classifiy nuns as being different from your run of the mill women, even a separate species. Now this is incorrect, well you see all woman like to fuck and thats all they ever think about, so the question is: If fucking is all thats going through a womens mind how do they express their childlike instincts which are vital for keeping a balanced point of view in life. Well they fuck dolls...and here is a nun fucking a doll, clearly proving without a doubt that nuns are people too.

Tribute to the Greatest Car Ever Made

2005-06-01T13:06:00.000+02:00

That's right ladies and gentlemen bow your heads in reverence as we bring you the grand-daddy of all pimp mobiles... the FORD CORTINA!

It are so beautiful it are bringing tear to my eyes.

Why all the fucking French

2005-05-23T15:29:00.000+02:00

It has come to my attention that there is an increasing number of people commenting in French on SA Blogs. Excuse my french but why the fuck is that the case. Look I know French sounds all sexy like but the French are a bunch of wankers. Do you think they have any respect for any language other than French... NO, THEY ARE A BUNCH OF MORONS. Go to France and try get by speaking english, the majority of those fucks would rather you end up being gang raped in the dodgiest alleyway in France than give you the time of day.

"Koos, how can you make such generalisations. You don't have a clue what you talking about"

Well I have conclusive evidence to back me up. Just look who they voted as Miss France, what a bunch of freaks, I have never seen a female look soooo much like a turd in my life.

MISS FRANCE

...and its not like they didn't have adequate contenders for the crown. I mean this beauty was originally awarded the crown, as portrayed in another piece of undeniable evidence below, but she was stripped of the crown FOR NO FUCKING REASON (I say again...the French are morons)

THE REAL CONTENDER

Now this is more like it, Miss Afghanistan was genuine looker...damn she's so hot right now...

MISS AFGHANISTAN

...and the Palestinians almost got it right, the beard is a bit much I reckon...awesome thighs though

MISS PALESTINE

It pains me to do this but here are the rest of them. They all qualify as my grot of the day. Apologies for posting these obscenities but to be fair to France there are other fucked up places and people out there and it would be wrong not to make you aware


MISS USA	MISS ARGENTINA

MISS DENMARK	MISS FINLAND

MISS PORTUGAL	MISS SWITZERLAND

FUCK I FEEL ILL LOOKING AT THIS SMUT. SORRY AGAIN!!!

Nun of the day

2005-05-23T14:17:00.000+02:00

Yum yum, this nun obviously did a shit load of good deeds in her life, well I suppose she is a nun after all. Gets me thinking though, maybe God gives faithful nuns a gift for the years of agonising celebasy they have to endure. Perhaps nuns get to fuck angels once in heaven as remuneration. Hey, its a theory, stop sniggering. I mean technically God himself is only a theory too. I am not trying to piss off any religious folk out there, I'm just saying that you cannot condemn my theory unless you can disprove it. Anyway, enough friendly banter, have a look and tell me what you think? My theory is looking pretty good right now, its kinda conclusive evidence isn't it.

Why is it getting so damn hot in here!!!

Challenge...

2005-05-18T17:46:00.000+02:00

It is official...we here at JanFF are getting bored of mocking the exceptionally stupid. As such we have decided to run a talent contest. The aim:
TO FIND A BETTER CLASS OF IDIOT!

We beg you...PLEASE MOCK US!

Get us mad. Make us retaliate. Or at least try...
(Please note we are looking for a better kind of idiot; that means Pieter need not apply)

The winner of this competition will recieve a place of honour on JanFF as well as an unlimited supply of Jan's toe jam! (That's right ALL YOU CAN EAT!)

Wanker of the Week

2005-05-18T17:32:00.000+02:00

This week we have a serious candidate...if you have recently and accidently (how else?) visited ChumpStyle you will have noticed that a certain schmuck by the name of Mokopa has been talking shit. As with anyone who talks kak he should be mocked...

The only Question to be answered...

IS MOKOPA A WANKER?

Just hit comments and give us your view.

Hot lesbo action

2005-05-18T17:07:00.000+02:00

Hey, check this hot lesbo action out. Damn these birds are fine. MMMM Mmmm, would just love to get stuck in there.

Elephantiasis Cumerdi patient of the day

2005-05-17T16:49:00.000+02:00

Chumpstyle you insensitive fuckers, have some respect. This ones for you Cleto.

What I was thinking is everyone leaves their sisters contact details (between ages of 6 and 12) in the comments so we can hook old Cleto up, remember he is only a kid so no screwing for at least 12 years or so. Come on do your part, maybe if Cleto is lucky one of you right doers will hook him up with a sexy fat chick (at such a young age one has to watch the ankles, the fatter the more potential). Don't be embarresed if your sisters ain't all that, I don't think old Cleto is going to be very picky.

My mother will be so proud that I am doing my bit for the deformed community.

Chump of the day - Fatty of the day

2005-05-16T15:55:00.000+02:00

Our very first double header. We have our fatty of the day with complements from our very first chump (fucking idiot) of the day. G Man, you fucking moron, you have qualified as our very first chump of the day by posting this sexy bird (who qualifies as our fatty of the day) in an attempt to insult Jan. WE LOVE FAT CHICKS YOU DIMWITTED IDIOT. First check out our blog before you insult. Anyway thanks for the pic, she's amazing.

Thought of the day

2005-05-13T11:42:00.000+02:00

As most intellectual beings (other than the Chimpstyle lads) I am a bit of a thinker. So what I have gone and done is create a "Thought of the day" post to share my twisted mind with you all, aren't you all sooo lucky.

So here we go, my first thought is......................

Midgets are cool... they are cool, I swear. The other day I was playing pool at a bar and was challenged by a midget. I freaked out a bit, didn't quite know what to do, I had never come into contact with a midget before. Obviously I first of all fucked him up at pool, it was no real challenge, the poor fucking bastard couldn't even see the top of the table. Anyway after a couple games we eventually got chatting a bit, nice guy, we eventually got blind drunk and started tossing him around, it was great. Anyway I thought I would honour him (I got a bit carried away and tossed him out the 4th story window) and all the midgets in the world (who have also been tossed out windows)... so here you go my little friends.

Damn, she's actually quite cute.

Nun of the day

2005-05-13T09:17:00.000+02:00

What? OK OK so this one is a bit rough I admit but damnation she's hot.

Fact of the Day

2005-05-11T03:22:00.000+02:00

Today the fact I will share is EXTREMELY SHOCKING if you suffer from a heart condition please read no further...

Today's Fact:

*G-Man from Chumpstyle has found himself a girlfriend*

And she's a belter... who would have guessed.

Fact of the Day

2005-05-10T00:01:00.000+02:00

It seems as if everbody except me has a daily post...sure I fill in sometimes but I have nothing to call my own. To rectify this I have decided to bring you FACT OF THE DAY. A thrilling AND informative post that will feature an undeniable and completely true fact.

Today's fact:

*CHUMPSTYLE SUCKS ASS*

There does not seem to be an approprite picture to post so...

It always seems appropriate to post a pic of Rox (Who I love by the way).

Fattie of the day

2005-05-09T16:19:00.000+02:00

Is this wrong? ha ha

Just for Nick

2005-05-06T14:44:00.000+02:00

Last night I sat with nick and he couldn't stop expressing his love for fat woman and cameltoes, so being a good friend, I have found the best pics.... just for Nick.

Enjoy buddy!!!!

Nuns of the day

2005-05-06T14:33:00.000+02:00

Now these nuns bring a little something extra to the party. I am still trying to get my head over this. There is definately something wrong with this picture... mmm can't quite figure it out... OH OF COURSE!!!! There is a fucking rotter in the picture. My bad...sorry guys and girls, didn't quite see her, my attention was taken up by the sexy nuns.

Tribute to Rox...

2005-05-05T09:51:00.000+02:00

During the few minutes I have free during the day, I decided to create a little collection of the photos available of the sexy Rox, the one I title my love, my other half, my apple pie, my tomato sauce on my chips and my bubblegum milkshake. Rox I love you, many kisses.

Nun of the day

2005-05-03T14:58:00.000+02:00

Hey, stop it!!!! All you wankers that are sniggering at this post. Nuns are people too and deserve their little spot on the web...and they're fucking hot. NOW FUCK OFF!!!!

Hottie of the day

2005-05-03T13:07:00.000+02:00

I love looking at hotties on the internet mmmmmm

P.S. Rox I still love you

Grot of the day

2005-04-29T13:07:00.000+02:00

Ok look, I know these grot of the day posts may put some of you off. It may even stop you from visiting our blog due to the grotesque nature of these demon children. But it is necessary to be aware that such freaks actually exist. You may even run into some in your everyday life and it definately helps being prepared. If it gets a bit much for you just scroll down a bit and view a sexy nun or fat chick. Now prepare yourselves, this is gonna be a rough one.

Rox my baby, look away (smoochies) ps. I love you more than Jan xxx.

Big Balls

2005-04-29T09:39:00.000+02:00

If you got them flaunt them.... thats what I say.

Cameltoe

2005-04-29T09:26:00.000+02:00

Who would have known that the great man himself has one of the biggest, hence my new nickname for him

Mr. Elvis "CAMELTOE" Presley

Nun of the day

2005-04-29T09:16:00.000+02:00

"HELLLLLLLLLLO sister. Whats up?...I noticed you from down the hall and it looked as though you were struggling. Do you need a hand with anything over there."

"Yes please Koos wouldn't you please help me with my crucifix...you see I've been fucked so often that it just seems to fall out the whole time and my arm is getting tired holding it in there"

"Oh sister, that is disgusting, Koos does not condone such things...you fucking penguin whore"

Back to school

2005-04-29T09:00:00.000+02:00

Yes I am just like any normal guy, there is something sexy about chicks in school uniform mmmmm

Bunch of Pussies

2005-04-29T08:28:00.000+02:00

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF SALIVATING CUNTS. So far all we have had are people that are smelling rats, others are seeing snakes in the grass others are going on about something fishy. Christ this is isn't a competition to name all the fucking zoo animals. Now...either you have your head up your own arse and think you know exactly whats potting, such as Pieter on our tag board, in which case please go litter on chumpstyle as you believe we're them in any case OR you can't think of anything to insult us of, which I seriously doubt OR you are all a bunch of PUSSIES. This is a web site, no-one can hurt you, now either insult us or hide and go fuck yourselves you grovelling pig-fuckers.

A chance to rip off Jan and the team

2005-04-28T14:11:00.000+02:00

We have decided to hold a little competition for all the fucking idiots out there. The competition is to see who can rip us off the best, Dari-izzo from chump-style has tried to take the piss but failed miserably. The rules of the competition are as follows:

1. Only one comment per arsehole per day

2. We will not respond to all comments as we know some people are brainless and unworthy of a response i.e. Jinja from chump-style. Only the best insults will be commented on.

3. All posts must include an e-mail address

4. The Judges decision is final and the winner will receive an e-mail with a photo of the original Jan die man team, revealing our true identity.

5. Runner-up will receive fuck all

6. The competition lasts till next week Thursday, the winner will be announced on Friday.

Good luck

Grot of the day

2005-04-25T16:00:00.000+02:00

Our grot of the day kicked up a bit of fuss last time round. I think it is just because Chumpstyle cannot believe that their boobs of the week always end up on our grot of the day post, I mean what are the chances. Anyway hopefully todays grot doesn't stir up the same kind of emotions (Rox, my love, I will never argue with you whether you right or wrong, that is the way true love works, kisses) . This one is siffer than the norm so be careful. I know what you all are thinking, this badly disformed excuse for human faeces cannot really exist and was probably the mutated rot of an old exploited film but I gaurentee this is real. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH FUCK IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT MUTATED ARSEHOLE....HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Pictures

2005-04-22T20:38:00.000+02:00

Courtesy of the good Doctor... Baby pics of the loosers at ChumpStyle.

G-Man

Jinja Ninja

Dari-Izzo

Wezzo

You ladies sure were cute.

Our tag board is fucked

2005-04-21T16:30:00.000+02:00

Apologies all, as the title says, our tag board is fucked. We will have it up and running again soon so chill the fuck out. FUUUCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Grot of the day

2005-04-21T16:20:00.000+02:00

We haven't posted our grot of the day in quite some time. The main reason for this is the nightmares I had after the previous grot of the day. But one can't start something and not carry it on. So everyone grab your buckets and prepare for your hard-on's to dissipate as you view this disgusting fucking rotter. OH CHRIST HELP!!!!!

A cry out to all bloggers

2005-04-20T14:36:00.000+02:00

I found it necessary to post this as I feel most of the blogging community are prejudice towards our blog and therefore don't share it. I feel very strongly that there are plenty of people out there that come onto our site, have there moments fun and move on without sharing (what would people think if I recommend this site). We have even been accused by chumpstyle that we link to their site and steal all their readers. They have a permanent link to us on their site, am I missing something here, if wanted to use such scaly tactics to allure more readers we would go linking ourselves on all the blogs out there and try and steal everyones readers. The only sites we are linked on is chumpstyle cause we hate them and Rox cause we love her (kisses), but anyway back to the point, we are giving everyone that may come across this post THE CHOICE to give us a bit of advertising, if you are a blogger and find us in the least bit amusing, give us a link, if you just a browser, come on word of mouth and an e-mail or 2 would be good. Don't worry about the content, you will be surprised how many people love nuns and fat chicks, including chumpstyle, have you seen there girlfriends. This is not a lame attempt to get people to look at our blog to bump up the stats, there are people out there (most people) that really enjoy fat chicks and nuns and fun and laughter, we just want to you all to be kind and share. As gratitude for all the effort, here is a pic of my arse...enjoy.

Koos is a baabaa

2005-04-20T14:21:00.000+02:00

He has to be the ultimate mommy’s boy. He'll still be living with his parents at the age if 50 if he could help it. Imagine having scones and apricot jam shoved down your throat for breakfast and then having Big Rache wipe the crumbs off while you pack your laptop bag for a hard days work. Only to come home after and have olives, salt & vinegar chips and feta on rye (the way he likes his zaamies) shoved down your gullet before jumping in the pool to play sharkie-sharkie with your little cuz. Well that’s KoosdieDoos's life and he won't have it any other way.

Their house/plot is teaming with farmyard animals from a Goose all the way down to Siberian Hunting Chickens, Ducks which guard the pool with life and beak, frogs that sing the theme song to the Sound of Music. The list is endless. If anything were to happen to any of the countless pets, FoGeeZee would be devastated even more so than if someone were to key scratch the side of his Bakkie or his Margggggggggieeeee.

Dude wake up and smell the scones, you have to move on.

Nun of the day

2005-04-20T13:25:00.000+02:00

Here we go fellow bloggers and surfers and fuckheads from chumpstyle, here is our nun of the day. I know exactly what everyone is saying when they view our nun of the day posts, EVERY FUCKING DAY!! They say, "Ooo, how disgusting, these freaks are definately going to hell". Well, we do look at the stats and boy oh boy are our nuns popular, you see everyone actually digs this shit and won't admit it, so check out our nuns and our fat chicks and go fuck yourselves.

Fat chicks of the day

2005-04-20T13:10:00.000+02:00

Here is a good pic taken of the chumpstyle girls. They are the lovely ladies who date the childish boys.

From left to right..... Wezzo's bird, G man's bird, Dari's bird, Jinja's bird, and their mate Judge's bird

Meet the Doctor

2005-04-19T15:08:00.000+02:00

After much thought I decided it was time to find out exactly what is wrong with the boys over at ChumpStyle... It seems quite clear from looking at their site that the problem must be mental. So I have done the only logical thing and brought in a leading psychologist to analyse these clearly disturbed young men. Ladies meet Dr. Ziegfried Von During, straight from Austria, just for you...

Nick: So, doctor, what is your initial impression of these fine young men.
Dr. Z: Ha! Fine young men? These boys are quite seriously disturbed. It amazes me that it has taken so long for someone to bring in professional help.

Nick: Quite. Well there are 4 main contributors to their site. What can you tell us about them?
Dr. Z: It seems apparent that each of these individuals suffer from assorted psychological trauma. This probably originated during childhood. To get a clearer picture I have hired an artist to compose likely sketches of them during childhood. These should be ready soon and should help detect if there are deeper psychological problems at work.

Nick: What do you mean by "deeper psychological problems"?
Dr. Z: It is clear that at least three of them are homosexual. Of those one is still "in the closet" there seem to be issues with food, parents and positive female role models. I suspect slight obsessive behaviour which could be the reason they can not leave Jan alone. I will need more time for definite diagnosis.

Well, there you have it...from the mouth of a professional. the ChumpStyle boys are GAY and OBSESSED WITH JAN. I will keep you updated as the good doctor uncovers more...

Camel Toe

2005-04-19T11:15:00.000+02:00

In the true spirit of all male bloggers (basically the porn freaks of chumpstyle) I have decided to post the best camel toe I have ever seen, my word this is huge. I thank you guys for helping me discover what I like best.

Nun of the day

2005-04-18T10:11:00.000+02:00

My sincerest apologies for slacking off yesterday and not posting the exceptionally popular nun of the day, I was at church most of the day and just didn't get time. Not to worry here she is. Oh bless...

I hate Chump-------style.

Hotties / Fatties of the day

2005-04-18T10:09:00.000+02:00

I decided to start the week with good photos of fat people gone wild.

1. Come to bed with me....

2. Fetish style

3. Are you hungry? Eat my cake...

fatties of the day (chump-style soccer team)

2005-04-15T16:19:00.000+02:00

Here is our fatty of the day, it was taken of the chump-style soccer team before their last game. Thanks guys for making it so easy for us to rip you off.

Grot of the day

2005-04-15T16:12:00.000+02:00

One of the main reasons for our overwhelming success in the blogging community is that we are dynamic. Always coming up with new and original content and we have the hottest chicks on our blog. To try and balance the scales a bit we have introduced "Grot of the day" I warn you all, the birds we will be posting will be so sif they will make your stomachs churn. Now check this fucking rotter out. Christ, I'm cotching already.

Mini Blog awards

2005-04-15T13:04:00.000+02:00

Seeing as we were not a blog yet, therefore not invited to the blog awards, we (Jan’s mense) decided to host a mini blog awards ceremony. It was a fun filled night of booze, braai and bakkies. (pics of the night below).

The outcome of the awards were as follows….

1. Best post - WaHOOOOOO!!!!! SEXXXXYYYYY!!!!! (posted by Koos)
2. Best nun – nuns getting wet (posted by Jan)
3. Best chick – Rox (you can collect award anytime)
4. Best fatty – Fatty tribute to Jan (posted by Koos)
5. sexiest bloggers – Jans se crew
6. Ugliest bloggers - Chumpstyle
7. Worst blog – chumpstyle
8. Best blog – Jan’s fact files

Thank you to Koos for hosting a such a great event…. I like you.
Pics from the night…

(Nicks Kiff wheels)

(Im dutch I know how to braai)

(Nick is vrot)

Nun of the day

2005-04-15T11:53:00.000+02:00

We have been slacking with our nun of the day posts, sorry bout that, to make up I give you a nun doing what nuns do best. Don't know bout you guys but I'd fuck her.

Damn its getting hot in here.

Babalaas

2005-04-15T11:41:00.000+02:00

Ok, last night, as Thursday night normally is, we got vrot. This morning I woke up with the worst hangover ever and as hangovers go, you need a babalaas kak just to get the "crap" out your system.

After releasing the demon that was stuck in my body, I thought it was only fair to take a pic and share it with our blog visitors.

I truly believe this could be a start of a new feature we have on the blog…. Turd of the week. What do you think? Please say yes or no in the comments, majority rules.

Enjoy (look Jan and Koos I’m contributing as well)

Fat chump of the day

2005-04-14T15:51:00.000+02:00

As I said a while ago... i would publish a pic of our fat "tuckshop" friend from chumpstyle.

This morning whilst downloading e-mail I recieved an anonomous e-mail with this pic attached.

It was taken a few years ago at McD's, "tuckshop" doing what he does best.

I love playboy

2005-04-14T15:33:00.000+02:00

Just like the chump-style idiots, i like playboy 2.

Here is a tribute to playboy, and their 50th aniversary. I believe they are also the girlfriends of our chump-style friends.

Our next evolutionary step

2005-04-14T15:17:00.000+02:00

So there I was going on a date with a gorgeous blonde. She wasn't the brightest of birds but then again how many absolutely faultless blondes are. The evening was drawing to a close, we were waiting to pay the bill at the ice-cream parlour and I knew the time was right to pop the question. So I asked her "Do you want to come back to my place to suck my cock?" At first she was overwhelmed by my question but after a few sturdy backhands she finally agreed.

We got back to my place and had our fun, anyway without getting graphic and skipping right to the point I am trying to make, a few moments after the 13 seconds of oral bliss she blurted out "HAFF YOO EFER TRIED IT"... I must admit, she had me cornered, I did not want to lie to a bird so perfect. After a moments silence I replied "yeah...Damn nearly broke my back trying" AND THIS BRINGS ME TO MY POINT. I reckon the next thing to go in our next evolutionary step will be that one fucking vertabrae preventing us from sucking our own cocks. Comments are welcome.

Oh, before I forget, that sexy beast I went out with had a wee accident. That adventurous side came out and she decided to bungee jump. Damn shame, she could've been the one.

Comments

2005-04-13T15:52:00.000+02:00

If you submitted a comment and we didnt reply FUCKEN repost it ok... nick die prick fucken deleted it all when changing to haloscan.

P.S. I hate chumpstyle

WaHOOOOOO!!!!! SEXXXXYYYYY!!!!!

2005-04-13T15:37:00.000+02:00

I'm in heaven, I'm in heaven. Damn, these are the hottest sweetest thangs I ever did see. My mum would be so proud if I had to come home with one of these...

... but alas... I am stuck with this rotter...

Can you believe those chumpstylers had my bird as their boobs of the day. Those poor dumb bastards are so naive.

nuns getting wet

2005-04-13T14:20:00.000+02:00

There is nothing like a couple of belter nuns, getting wet... groupie style.

Hi

2005-04-13T12:42:00.000+02:00

Fanks Jan for this kiff site and the chanse to teazers those chumpstyle moffies.

dis is sweet like a boerie (wif tomato sause)

you are my bestest friend.

I are also hating those chumpstyle girly boys

Fatty tribute to Jan die Man

2005-04-13T12:36:00.000+02:00

For recognizing my blogging talents and making me part of the crew I dedicate this fatty to Jan die Man. This one is a genuine looker, I would shag her. Her belly button yearns attention, Jan, you know what I mean.

Facts of the day

2005-04-10T01:50:00.000+02:00

- Nearly 90% of food's flavor comes from its smell.

- The human nose can detect more than 10,000 different odors.

- Ocean water must reach a temperature of 82 degrees Fahrenheit for a hurricane to form.

- Ancient Greeks noticed that some of the stars in the sky wandered during the night. These were the planets. "Planets" is the Greek name for "Wandering Star."

- Zodiac is an ancient word for "Zoo" because of the many animals that make up the zodiac.

- New Jersey and Oregon are the only two states where it is illegal to pump your own gas.

- There are no poisonous snakes in Maine.

- The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year.

- Twelve percent of lightning strikes occur at golf courses.

- Some species of penguins can dive 90 feet underwater, and hold their breath for 20 minutes.

- We are born with 350 bones, and die with 206.

- There are 2,500,000 rivets in the Eiffel Tower.

- The height of the Eiffel Tower can vary as much as 6 inches depending on the temperature.

Fatty 2

2005-04-10T01:41:00.000+02:00

ha ha now this guy is my hero.... who needs a six pack when you got the WHOLE keg.

Hot nun 2

2005-04-10T01:37:00.000+02:00

True to my word, here is the hot nun of the day, Yes there is sopmething wrong with me but I love it.

This pic is for my good friend nick die prick.

Thats Amore (sorry Dean)

2005-04-08T15:29:00.000+02:00

That's Amore

(With apologies to Dean Martin)

When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,

That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that's not what you planned,

That's a moray.

When your horse munches straw,
And the bales total four,

That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,

That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses his sword in a fight,

That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy place,

That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,

That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests,
Like you did all the rest,

That's some more "A"s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An aborigine,

That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,

That's a Moon ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,

That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,

That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,

That's "No more!", eh?

Nursery Crimes

2005-04-08T15:20:00.000+02:00

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him,
He's only an egg."

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill
and now they have a son.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the Money.

Fatty of the day

2005-04-08T14:56:00.000+02:00

Ok the truth is out, I look at chumpstyle everyday, so I am going to take a page out their book. They post boobs of the day/week whatever, I will now post fat person for the day. So here is the 1st fatty of the day.....

Sorry to the unlucky people I post here..... my pic will follow soon, followed by wezzo from chumpstyle :)

Chumpstyle

2005-04-08T14:33:00.000+02:00

This post goes out to the girls of chumpstyle.... Wezzo, G Man, Jinja and Dari....

I DONT LIKE YOU GUYS. I THINK YOU STUPID

Hot nun of the day

2005-04-08T14:20:00.000+02:00

I think my love Rox looks like this mmmmmmmmmmm I got a warm feeling below my belt... I like it!!!!

Links

2005-04-08T14:06:00.000+02:00

If any visitor wants me to add their link to my page please feel free to just ask..... I might say no, but its worth asking.... It takes alot to join Koos the Doos and Jan die Man.

come swim in my sandpit

Welcome

2005-04-08T14:00:00.000+02:00

This is the first post of Jan die man's fact file blog.

In this blog I will share interesting events from the past, present and future, e.g. Today in history, hot nun of the day and pictures made using the stars and clouds.

I will post pics from the internet and stories from books.

This will be good.......